What do you call a nun in a wheelchair ?
virgin mobile.
i lol’d.
LOL.
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smokings a waits of money
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Five biggest lies ever told
- I’m fine
- Seriously, I don’t like anyone
- I swear that was my last piece of gum.
- I have read & agreed to the Terms & Conditions
- I LEFT MY HOMEWORK AT HOME, I SWEAR I’VE DONE IT!
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